A Little Treasure

I cleaned out my closet today and found this little memento of a night out in Richardson roughly a year ago. A dear friend wrote this note, and I thought it was so funny that I put it in my pocket to show it to her the next day or so. Then, I couldn't find it. I searched for it too because I really wanted her to see what she had written. Anyway, here it is on the World Wide Web now, one year later. Hope you can read it because it is funny to me. Please excuse my friend for the drunkeness....