What The Hell?!

I saw this on the news yesterday, and I knew it was blog worthy. Apparently, he grated his own doo doo with a cheese grater and then he did some sprinkling at Fiesta grocery store. Read on:

DALLAS (AP) - A taxi driver is on trial for allegedly tainting baked items at the grocery store by sprinkling dried feces on the food. Prosecutors have store surveillance videotapes of two alleged incidents in July.Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, 49, is charged with two felony counts of tampering with consumer products.Customers had complained that the fresh-baked items smelled and tasted like manure.The defendant, who allegedly had a beef with the store over the way he'd been treated, faces punishment ranging from probation, to two to 20 years in prison.

Here is the after picture. Our new bedroom. We are so happy with it. The trim and closets are chocolate, you'll just have to imagine how freaking good they look.

Our bedroom got a glorious overhaul last week. You can see here from the picture that the room was a dull yellow, has been for 7 years. Good Gwynnie Poo came to the rescue and painted it blue and chocolate for us. Thanks G!

Just When You Thought It Was Safe

Well, the dog park gave me poison ivy. I hate poison ivy. I can't take any oral medication because of the internal bread baking that is going on. But, I can use some old cream, but it barely helps. Uhg. I think the dogs got in the woods and brought out the nice poison secretions to me when I pet them. Such thoughtful dogs.

Then, Emmit has been sick. He's never sick, but he's had this horrible cough that keeps us up all night. Also, the first day had some vomitting. So, I took him to the vet, and she was like, "has he been around any sick dogs?" I thought...curses...the dog park. Now, I'm not sure there were any sick dogs there, but hell, i'm not sure there was any poison ivy there either, but i'm giving all the credit to the dog park.

Emmitt just got awoken from a nap. Dry Tounge.

How Pudge spends his days...

Roxy's Fat Face Impression

I'm Devastated! He's hot and she is funny. Why does it have to end? It is a tragedy.

Me Likey Earl

Watched it. Loved it.



If you like white trash, wood paneling, nerd humor, and awesome cars like the

Renault "Le Car"


Subaru "Brat"


or even the good old El Camino, then you will love this show. Seriously. Good stuff with Earl.

Have you ever been here and been bored?

I was thinking about it today while I was at work in a stall doing my "business." So, here are my favorite ways to pass the time while in a public stall, mostly at work.

#1 Get out the cell phone and play games, look at saved photos, and if it is a long time I need to kill then, use the net browser.
#2 If I don't have my cellie on me, then I go for coin/paper money inspection. I've always loved money. When you need to keep your mind busy on the pottie, coins and bills are a good way to pass the time. I like to check out years printed, cities of origin, and even who the national treasurer was at the time of print.
#3 If times are desparate, I just have to read the manufacturers of the toilet paper dispensers on the wall and drain covers on the floor.

Well, there you have it. I wonder if others are as bored in the pottie as I am. And, I wonder if they have the same pass-the-time bag of tricks as I do. Thank you. I'm out.