Chicken Farmer?

The idea is to pick 5 (see list at bottom) and complete the sentences, then pass this little meme on to 3 more of your blog peeps!

1. If I could be a farmer, I'd wear my hair in braids and drive the plows and other big stuff. I'd buy lots of John Mellencamp, and Willie Nelson CD's since they support farmers. I would probably have stock in John Deere because it is cool.

2. If I could be a psychologist, I'd listen to people and use my peer helper skills. Because, let's be honest, most people just want to be listened too. In the end, I'd basically tell people to suck it up and quit being a victim. My mantra might be: YOU TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO TREAT YOU. Thank you Dr. Phil.

3. If I could be an architect, I would model myself after Frank Lloyd Wright. I absolutely love his style. I know that sounds cliche, but I love the clean lines and the way he incorporates nature. I would focus on modern homes that use recycled/earth friendly materials.

4. If I could be a chef, I would work at a resort in a beautiful part of the world most likely serving snobs. But, when I wasn't working, I would be enjoying the amenities provided to me for free. I would focus on Southwestern cuisine and probably get my own reality TV show on Bravo.

5. If I could be a missionary I would love to spread the word of salvation by building homes, schools, churches, etc for people of poverty.

The new suckahs:
I'm going to send this to Charlie and Scott and LiLi

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