10) They doo-doo in their pants
9) They are like a walking blank check, just waiting to be filled in
8) They make you, as a parent, gay
7) No more traveling at will
6) No more happy hours
5) You find yourself uttering the words, "mother's day out"
4) Phrases like, "what are you doing this weekend?", turn into, "I can't wait to just spend time with the kids."
3) Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
2) What used to be for sex is now a baby shooter...sex will now resemble a marble in the alaskan pipeline
1) "Your life will never be the same."
2 comments:
Aurora!!!!
11. Your kids grow up and have blog pages in which they feel the need to dog their mothers out for the world to see.
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