Another Bride, Another Night of Debauchery

Chancy is getting married in two weeks. We celebrated this union of two people that love each other by taking her out, getting her drunk, and making her do a goofy scavenger hunt. There were many instances of good times. In somewhat of a chronological order, I will list the top 10 highlights for you here:

1. catered mexican (On The Border) food in cool hotel suite
2. chocolate cake in the shape of a certain male anatomy part
3. 3 hot guys that were staying downstairs came up and spiced up the party
4. one of the guys showed us his "behind" the scenes dance moves
5. boxer-briefs being "borrowed" from the guy's room and affixed to the party van
6. heading into a male "dance" club
7. SPOTTING AN ENTIRE CREW OF MIDGET WOMEN GAUKING AT THE STRIPPERS.
8. watching "Diva" get all crazy on the mr. jefferson look-a-like parking lot attendant in Deep Ellum
9. Christy and I sneaking off for pizza
10. On the street of Elm, Chancy stopping some freaky crew of homies that were smoking cigars and had fro's and pics in the fro's to ask them if they had the last two things on her scavenger hunt list...condoms or a thong. They said, yeah, but not with me.