To Change or Not to Change

I know I'm NOT in college anymore because...

1. I have house plants.
2. I don't use a hammer and screwdriver to get corks out of wine bottles.
3. I have a car with air conditioning.
4. My diet entails more than potatos, macaroni and cheese and ramen noodles.
5. I don't know where all of the ladies night specials are.
6. I see a guy with grey hair and think he's kinda cute.
7. I don't sleep on a futon.
8. I don't use the word dating to describe my relationship with Scott.
9. ALL of my friends have cars.
10. EMAIL!

I could still be in college because....

1. I still don't have much money.
2. I'm still with Scott.
3. Kamie and I communicate everyday.
4. I still wake up at around 8am (I had to get up for practice, etc.)
5. I still go to happy hour and eat a lot.
6. I stay up late.
7. I still drink before I go out to save money.
8. I still think it is funny to burp and toot.
9. I still like to go to country bars.
10. I'm still studying biology!